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+#!/usr/bin/perl
+#Please add the following to your proftpd config file 
+#ExtendedLog     /var/log/proftpd/ftp_auth.log AUTH auth
+#and
+#<IfModule mod_exec.c>
+#    ExecEngine on
+#    ExecOnConnect "/krebs/filebitch/connect_narf.pli %a"
+#</IfModule>
+
+$ip = $ARGV[0];
+#I'm very sorry for this regex, but i only wanted it to get _real_ IPv4 Adresses of the log file, not any kind of timestamp bullshit
+$ip =~ s/\b(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[1]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[1]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[1]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[1]?[0-9][0-9]?)\b//g;
+if($ip ne "10.42.0.107"){
+#getting some guys sitting next to the Server pissed :)
+    system("morse -l 42 -f 2000 $ip");
+    system("morse -l 42 -f 3000 \"connected\"");
+}
+# Uncomment the beep below to play the enterprise connect sound
+# system("beep -l 42 -f 2000 -D 42 -n -l 42 -f 3337");